*WELCOME TO AIR INDIA !!!*
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"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captainJoseph Welcomingboth seated and standing passengers on board of Air India .We apologize forthe four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weatherand someovertime I had to put in at the bakery .
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is notguaranteed, but we willend up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in your favor, wemay even belanding on your village!
Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, oursafety standards areso high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year,over 30% of ourpassengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request,we can arrangeto turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we servecomplimentary DHARU and Wada paav.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airlinewho can helpyou find out if there really is a God !
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown aswe forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, wewill be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where theirmovie will bevisible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabinis only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possiblefor the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Ourenthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through thelandmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position fortake-off andfasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindlyfasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you whocan't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with astewardess whowill explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
ENJOY AIRINDIA !!!!!
BUT GUYS AND GALS YOU MUST FLY WITH AIR INDIA BECAUSE IT"S THE "AIR OF INDIA "
"Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captainJoseph Welcomingboth seated and standing passengers on board of Air India .We apologize forthe four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weatherand someovertime I had to put in at the bakery .
This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is notguaranteed, but we willend up somewhere in India . And, if luck is in your favor, wemay even belanding on your village!
Air India has an excellent safety-record. In fact, oursafety standards areso high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year,over 30% of ourpassengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request,we can arrangeto turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we servecomplimentary DHARU and Wada paav.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airlinewho can helpyou find out if there really is a God !
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown aswe forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie buffs, wewill be flying right next to Emirates Airline, where theirmovie will bevisible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in the cabinis only the early warning system on the engines telling us to slow down!In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as possiblefor the best view. If however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Ourenthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through thelandmark!
Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position fortake-off andfasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindlyfasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you whocan't find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with astewardess whowill explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
ENJOY AIRINDIA !!!!!
BUT GUYS AND GALS YOU MUST FLY WITH AIR INDIA BECAUSE IT"S THE "AIR OF INDIA "
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